beautiful – the kind of awards nominations you like to see 🙂 Read more →
Category: funny stuff
I was just listening to the radio before and i caught maybe half of this song – and through it there was this guy talking. it sounded like he was at a dinner party and one of the people at the dinner party – Clive (that i think wrote a column in a paper or maybe a magazine) had said… Read more →
aussie slang
hehehe – i am nearing the end of the b’s on the aussie slang page – man its funny – and just to be safe i suggest all my non-aussie friends read it because i use an alarming number of the terms i have read so far…..but wow – an old favourite is there that i havent used in years!… Read more →
I got this funny email today: Hello, I’ve been reading your web log for a while now, and have always enjoyed it. Until yesterday. Please never criticize Jeremy Irons again. Thankyou 🙂 well i will do my best not to mention him again, Scott – I think that will be the safest option. 🙂 Read more →
So You’ve Decided to be Evil
So You’ve Decided to be Evil – and Zannah said about this link “Learn how to thwart the forces of good, where to locate your evil lair, and how to dress. (Because fashion is very important for denizens of evil).” and she’s right – if you saw D&D think of the funky duds of Damodar, and we cant forget that… Read more →
my dad has bought a few salami’s and he got one earlier this evening and cut a piece off for the dog because we spoil the pup. anyways, so he went wandering and left the rest of the salami on the bench. when he came back it was gone and the family searched but the whole thing is gone. pup… Read more →
Column 8 sillies
these were in Column 8 of todays Sydney Morning Herald. The Jones family, of Thornleigh, has received from Mayer Festal, of New Jersey, a selection of bumper stickers: Don’t blame me – I voted for Gore – I think. If God meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. My parents retired to Florida and all I got… Read more →
sluggy lols
“Torg, whats wrong?” “I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if a significant plotline suddenly cried out in terror…and was suddenly silenced.” Oh yeah! GO Sluggy! Read more →
oh puppy!
Would it be sharing too much if I told you my dog just did a poo on the loungeroom floor and because I am the only one awake (and suffering with the stench) I had to clean it up? It wasn’t all bad though…well the poo was, but the accompaning(sp?) puppy behaviour was almost worth it. When she heard me… Read more →
My sister and I are special
The lovely Bryan asked me over a week ago to send him a sound file of me talking ’cause he wanted to hear an aussie accent. Well I finally made am mp3 tonight of me and my sister, Emma, behaving like idiots – no I am not sharing it because we were being total morons and it was 7+ minutes… Read more →