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The Naked Quidditch Match by Anya
This has all sorts of implied relationships but nothing much happens so I am not putting it under a specific heading. Fred and George play a game of Truth or Dare and end magically binding the Gryffindor team to play a game of Quidditch naked. The story consists of the Owls sent back and forth around the school. Its fricking funny. Read it NOW!
Draco/Ginny
Vidi, Vici, Veni by Betz.
This fic is complete. With the promise of more stories to come – YAY!
I dont have anything goofy to say about his other than the fact its well written and very sweet and i like it. ^-^
ah – i love me some lovey dovey D/G stuff.
A Lot To Be Upset About by Cassandra Claire
I read this story elsewhere back in the first couple of weeks of D/G madness. It is SOOOOO funny! Ginny is out dating almost everyone in school (some girls too) bar Draco and he’s getting a bit annoyed and jealous. Craziness abounds with Harry yelling at everyone and running around causing mayhem and destruction…because after all he has a lot to be upset about.
FRICKING FUNNY!!!!!!!! OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS STORY! All time classic line – “Everything means another spanking.”
Some Like It Hot by bittersweetie
This (I assume) is parodying the whole Draco is sooo hot and he’s just misundertood thing that happens in so much Potter fanfic…and dont we love it though?? He’s so tasty all the girls combust when they see him…all except one of course.
Virginia Fair by Betz
an AU story that is actually the story of Sabrina with Ginny cast as Sabrina, Harry as David and Draco as Linus. WOO!
i wish it ran a little more like the 1995 version of the film which i TOTALLY LOVE!!!!!!!! (sorry – bit of a Sabrina fangirl – i even made a webpage for it looooong ago but i never uploaded it)
very cute.
Wayward Cupid by SkoosiePants
Christmas fic. Cupid the unicorn gives old Draco a fright and our Gin comes to the rescue. Cupid keeps following him and then some elves show up and it seems they was D and G to bethe new Mr and Mrs Claus. excellent. so they have been dragged to the North Pole but were allowed to send notes before they left. next chapter should have the rescue mission! BOO!
The Plan – by Sharlene/Mynuet
I think I linked to the start of this in the last long potter fic post but it was unfinished. This is the entire story. YAY! I love it!
Over Time:First Friends by Sharlene/Mynuet
This is a great fic that starts off at Hogwarts where D/G become friends. it takes place over 10 years and it takes them FOEVER to fall for one another but it is a really funny story. I previously posted an excerpt in my LJ but because i also post this in my blog i will add it again.
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Ginny looked morose. “Between my brothers and the underwear issue, I’ll probably die a virgin.”
Sensing the fun mood was dissipating, Draco tried to think of something that would make her feel better. “Come on, Weasley, you’re not that bad. I mean, if you weren’t a Weasley and completely not my type, I’d fuck you.” After a few moments of being stared at in disbelief, he couldn’t help fidgeting. “What? Can’t I say something nice without being stared at like a zoo animal?”
“Don’t be nice, Malfoy. You’re really bad at it.” Ginny laughed again and the air in the room seemed light again. “Anyway, you haven’t seen the underwear in question. It could be marketed as birth control.”
“So why wear it?” He shrugged and started digging around the wreckage on the table for a full bottle of butterbeer.
Ginny growled, “Because, you great looby, that’s all my mother will buy for me. And it’s not like the youngest Weasley has any money to go out and buy her own knickers.”
Draco rolled his eyes. “Well, the solution is obvious, isn’t it? Don’t wear any.”
Ginny turned this thought over in her mind and couldn’t seem to find a problem with it. “You’re right.”
“Of course I am.” Draco shut his eyes against a sudden feeling of vertigo. The next thing he saw when he opened his eyes was Ginny standing in front of the fire with a great deal of white cotton and elastic in her hands.
She threw it into the flames and raised a fist in the air. “As God is my witness, I’ll never wear granny knickers again!”
“Very touching, Miss Weasley, but perhaps you would care to explain why the entire contents of my classroom consist of a scrub brush and what appears to be one of your shoes?” Snape’s voice cracked through the room and startled Ginny into falling down with a thump. Draco cackled and Snape’s attention turned to him. “And you, Mister Malfoy. Do you have anything to say?”
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! and it has a sweet little epilogue.
untitled – by Sharlene/Mynuet
AWW YEAH! its a D/G/H threesome! ^-^ GO KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slash
Sirius/Remus
Pictures Never Lie by Maddy.
aww this is so sad. its after OotP and Remus is still grieving. Harry brings him breakfast one morning, while Remus still sleeps, and Harry sees a photo of Remus and Sirius from their school days that surprises him. Nothing smutty. Beautiful little fic. i was reading reviews and they all keep chortling at the ‘We had splendid sex’ line and yes its the funny but it was such a poignant little fic. which i shall write in my review, yo!
Animal Instincts by Maddy
Ah – the puppies get a bit frisky one night while in animal form and James and Peter are a tad traumatised, and Sirius is a bit worried about how Remus will act when they talk about it…but it all turns out good.
But i have to wonder about the diligence of Madame Pomfrey – i have read one too many fics where characters get up to no good in her infirmary…i feel fan fic writers everywhere are besmirching her good name!!! 🙂
Snape/Harry
Baby, Oh Baby! chapter 10 by Enchantress101
(First chapter here).
After the War has ended. Wow the wizard world is clever – they have developed a technique where males can get pregnant. Harry is the gay and wants a baby. He is planning to use artifical insemination but he’s decided he wants Snape as the father. Hilarity ensues. Where I am up to Snape is acting a bit jealous and he and Harry are practically hitched, Draco and Oliver have a little thing going but Draco is all THE JEALOUS because Ollie used to have a THING for Harry, and Remus has gone mad on the idea of babies and is trying to convince Sirius to make puppies together! just get Harry and Snape shagging already!! >.<
Primer to the Dark Arts c by Icarus
This story is complete – bummer i was hoping for more. Written before OotP. Anyways this is set in Harrys last year at Hogwarts. Snape starts giving Harry lessons in Dark Arts magic…he’s pretty crap at it for some bizarre reason and eventually the chaps get involved after a little accident where Severus has to take care of HP. WOO! But before all that happens there is a bit of Harry/Ron action too. *fangirl squeal* OHMYGOD ITS SO WRONG!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
yes i am a dork. good story anyways.
A Good Buy by Minx
Snape buys Harry in an auction and Harry is his slave during his free time for a week. nothing happens other than being rather companionable till after the contract period is over. woo – go boys!
Snape/Lucius
Loyalty’s Gift by gmth and snaples(a really great HP fan artist)
WOAH! all i can say is DAMN!
Voldemort is dead and the good guys lost. Lucius is running the show and Snape is his loyal right hand man and fuck buddy! YAY! They have Harry…and well damn its hot!!!
Snape/Gilderoy
A Slip of the Tongue by Seeker
haha – back at that site again, i didnt read this story before. more of Snape-baby getting nicely shagged by Gilderoy! WOO!
Snape/whatever – found at the Snape Fuh-Q Fest
Whoopee cushion by Seeker
Get this – Snape and a broomstick. just bloody read it…whoopee indeed!
Harry/Ron
How to Mend a Broken Soul chapter 7 by Maddy
(first chapter here)
This was the second Harry/Ron story i read. the first one was a one off fic by the same author. she just writes them falling for each other so slow and sweetly that you just have to LUUURVE it. and when the boys are getting it on…its ALL good! they still havent done it fully but in this chapter there is some oh so exciting grinding of hips going on! YAY!
Harry/Draco
Just a Little Bit More by addictedkitten
Draco gets off fantasising about Harry taking him yo. read it after seeing this bit of fan art that was inspired by the story…. ^-^
Take it and Like It by addictedkitten
decided to read some other fics by the same author. this was full of smutsmut goodness. Harry starts having dirty dreams of our beloved slytherin blonde. its all good!
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