these were written on monday…(are also in my LJ)

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while my computer takes a hundred years to load a website – GO COMPUTER! – i will waffle about the crap i watched on tv last night
first off – i felt compelled to watch something other than the Patriot on channel 10 because i have seen that film at least three times on foxtel – not all in order mind you – but i think the only scene i hadnt seen was when the second eldest son gets shot by Lucius Malfoy…..uh make that Colonel Tavington. so i flicked over and caught that scene.
now channel 9 had something i didnt feel like watching – so much that i have completely forgotten what it was…ooh – i dont recall the name – but Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis living next door to each other and Bruce is a criminal or something…
anyways – channel 7 had Misson to Mars on it – and lord knows why i suffered – i’d prefer watching Lucius being all english-colonel-evil than watching such a CRAP movie but i ended up suffering through it. WHY??? i totally hated it when i saw it at the movies? why did i bother?????????? please explain this insanity!! i dont understand what is wrong with me.
anyways – straight after Mission to MAke-Rebecca-Suffer they had Navy Seals on. now was this film made after Top Gun because i swear some of the music in it was very Top Gun-esque. and the only good thing about that film was Michael Biehn. we will not discuss the crush i had on him for years and years and years. i blame early exposure to Terminator. damn you jason! ^-^
i have to wonder – is Michael Biehn gay? here is the equation that makes me suspicious. goodlooking + keeps himself fit (or did back then) + rebecca had a crush on him = high likelihood of male being gay. it is a curse. 🙁
speaking on men of questionable sexuality…how tragic….i was rewatching the commercial where gackt is nekkid – i forget the products name…..i am sure they wanted nekkid gackt so people would remember the product but i am sure all the screaming fangirls recall is nekkid gackt – or the freaky gackt-kissing-womans-foot shot – what the hell is that about? ANYWAYS – the point of my waffling about the ad is solely to say – damn that man is thin!!!!!!!!!! his waist is soooo tiny!!!! meesa is scared. i will glomp gakuto and squish him like a bug!!!! poor thing.
isnt this the most exciting journal entry EVER??????

now i am waiting for another page to load – the internet is being evil today…i need to do some work….

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i am so bummed i didnt know about this. not that i had the money to pay to get down there – but still….
the news had some shots of cool things – like a person dressed as dubya holding a person dressed as johnny howard by puppet strings.
another one had a big dubya thing with a lil johnny howard on this sliding thing that had johnny sliding forward so his face ended up nicely in georgies butt. most amusing.
lil johnny was on aussie 60minutes last night and while i didnt watch because there is only one reporter on that show who doesnt make me feel like throwing things at the tv, i did see highlights on other news shows. johnny thinks the people protesting are a small portion of the population and that he is backed by a lot of people who werent there – what about the people like me who couldnt get theret? what about the protests in other australian capital cities? you’re a flaming moron!!! stop running my country and making us look like dickheads!!!!!!!!! and get some bloody plastic surgery to fix your bottom lip….it makes me want to throw up!!!!

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i am getting a teenyweensy payrise. yippee. have been told people think i have been ‘doing really well’ because i ‘havent complained when things have been dumped’ on me. ummmm – i didnt know i was allowed to. i thought thats just what this job entailed. what a fool i am!!! i will ccomplain about everything now. ^-^