boredom generates stupid email conversation with buddy on the other side of the office:

me: bored now

her: I know you are sweetie – pretend you’re Harry Potter

me:i have a scar on my head, voldemort is trying to kill me and i have enough angst to power a small city! YO!
and i dont wanna do Hermione or Ginny because rebecca would be really PISSED OFF!! i do wanna do every male other than Ron in the Potter-verse though! because i am a dirty dirty boy!

her:*sigh* Definitely not going past chapter 3 now….

me: lol – i just added the end bit for my own amusement – the angst is right on the money though