firda gave me some wordlove the other day – so i am gonna pass it on baby. (included some old faves and a bunch of new peeps i have been reading).

Contrary to popular belief, I am a superzero.
Screw cancer, I’m going to become a diabetic!
Met her one fine fall evening on the way to a They Might Be Giants concert.
just cause you’re from louisiana doesn’t mean you have to act like a hick!
I’m God.
I won’t add him to my harem, so don’t worry, Rebecca.
Man those are the times when you could use and need a boyfriend….

Just call me a herd of elephants when I dance.
But see, I live on male time. So, in reality, ‘tommorrow’ means like a week.
And I think I’m partly out of the loop on purpose.
I rock as a corruptor. *puts yet another notch on the bedpost*
I need to shave actually, otherwise I’m gonna look like some dirty pervy beggar before the end of the week.
Sometimes…there’s snorting.

i was gonna add more but the computer is being a bitca.