This is terrible! What are the commercial stations going to air now in their late nite slots? Maybe some real tv shows perhaps? Or even some old movies? Wow – that would be different. Then again – they may whip out the old standards like more Danoz stuff, the Zero G Fitness Strider and it’s imitators, various forms of ab-rollers, etc etc. Maybe we will get back to those bloody hysterical ads for phone lines where the girls talk dirty to ya.

Since I was 12 I have watched a lot of late night tv and for a few years in Sydney the ads just got more and more explicit. Before they cleaned up their act the last one I can recall was a chick that you could only see from the neck down dancing topless in a yellow g-string and then towards the end of the ad she takes off the g-string but all you see is her dangling it off her finger – nothing rude.

Man it was funny! I remember seeing it during an ep of Star Trek : Deep Space Nine and pissing myself laughing because people would have prepped their videos to tape it and gone to bed so when they finally get to watch it – there’s a semi naked chick on the screen! lmao

But I have to admit my fave one of those phone line things is ManLine! It’s a way “for special guys to meet other special guys” – the voice over and the music is just a bloody cack!!!!!!!!!

Then theres the ad for IntroLine – man I hate the chicks in that ad. “Tell me the number for IntroLine – PLEASE!” “Slave for life?” “Okay!”
Get stuffed you desperate cows!