Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe/Ride-on-lawnmower Power Ballad lyrics

WOOOHOOOOO! Finally getting the Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe/Ride-on-lawnmower Power Ballad by Tripod on MP3! There is a GOD!
(Also have Bevan 2 queued – Bevan :The Musical was a classic!)

First time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace,
thought it would always be like this.
Just like Kurt and Goldie or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker –
a picture of Hollywood wedded bliss.

But it was not to be,
you left me for a dirty, stinking aussie!
That skin headed, gladiating fool,
ten thousand odd foot of tool!

Now I’m mowing lawns on a ride on lawnmower
while you ride on Russell Crowe-er
Meg Ryan, I’m crying over you.
(yeah yeah yeah!)

You built an empire out of romantic comedies –
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire and When Harry Met Sally!
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn’t see you coming (no no)
But tell me baby were you faking it with me? (yeah yeah)

‘Cause I’m mowing lawns on a ride on lawnmower,
yeah, Meg, ’cause you ride on Russell Crowe-er
Meg Ryan, I’m crying over you.

What was it baby –
was is it ’cause he was in Virtuosity?
That shouldn’t be a selling point
you can take it from me, take it from me, yeah!
How is he, baby, when he gets you in the bed?
All reports are that he’s Quick and the Dead!

And I’m mowing lawns on a ride on lawnmower (Diva by Gatesy)
’cause you ride on Russell Crowe-er
I’m mowing lawns on a ride on…
I’d like to bury him up to his head,
in the grass and make him dead,
teach him a lesson that he’ll never forget.
I’m gonna get him with a trident and a net (???)
…I’m crying over …..

Thank You

~Tripod~
Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe/Ride-on-lawnmower Power Ballad

The only part I wasn’t sure about was in that last bit. Also the whole ‘I’d like to bury him up to his head..’ section was sung overthe top of the chorus.

[2013 edit] second post aboutthis – just in case – I uploaded it on tumblr